Pet Cemetery

Where gerbils and other small animals go to die.

I'll give you a ride to the mall right after I fuck you in the pet cemetery.

by Pnoder July 1, 2009

Clement Weather Day

A day of such supremely good weather that it may be necessary to skip work or class.

As opposed to INclement weather days, when schools and businesses close due to snow or other harsh conidtions.

"Today has been declared a clement weather day, and employees will be dismissed early. With today's 75 degree temperatures and cloudless skies, all caution should be taken to avoid the indoors, as it would most likely be detrimental to your health. This has been your local weather watch."

by Catvision April 27, 2009

creamed my jeans

when some one is so fucking hot that you have an orgasm and cream ur jeans

Donna: i just creamed my jeans looking at Leo DiCaprio

by Sparks813 September 23, 2006

Cement

That's conk creat babey!!!!!

Person1: What is my dog sniffing on the sidewalk? Is cement that interesting?

Person2: That's conk creat babey!!!!!

by Conk Creat September 7, 2019

Cermet

Cermet are an found in the colony of an Jenna’s couch. They grohw very large if you wahter them. They come in four types. Dead, peash, omg cermet, and fully growhn.

Random YouTuber: Will your cermet grohw? Jenna:yes but it must be wahtered

by Cermet the nasti boi December 28, 2019

Banana Creamed Pie

While getting frisky with your partner you peel a fresh banana, cut it in half and insert it into her vagina. Once inserted you follow up with your manhood. This then pushes the banana into all those hard to reach erogenous zones while you whip the filling, making it a truly fulfilling experience for any woman. Best of all after you cum in her you truly have a Banana Cream Pie for desert.

That Mandy had the best Banana Creamed Pie

by thatthereisfunny September 7, 2013

Panty Creamer

A guy who is extremely good looking and makes women cream their panties.

Wow, did you see that Panty Creamer that just walked by?

by Barnabas69 April 25, 2009