Cream in my coffee cup

When a man wanks over a girl's asshole whit the tip of this penis touching her ass as she sips on a cup of black coffee waiting for him to come.

Friend: "What did you do this morning?"
Women:"I just had a cream in my coffee cup!"
Friend: "Sweet!"

by elephantwisdom October 14, 2018

Cream of the Crop

Cream of the crop, the best of what you've got. Something that is better than all the other somethings.

"Hey man! The Ferrari really is the cream of the crop when it comes to foreign cars. It's like no other!" Said Jack, to Jill who drove her car down a hill and into a ditch needing a new one and decided to ask Jack for his opinion.

by Wilhelm Kaiser November 11, 2019

Cream Jug

A slutty women who likes oral sex.

You should give Ben's mom a call, she is a TOTAL cream jug.

by TrKn November 11, 2008

cream the blankets

if a girl is covering herself with a blanket and masturbating and if she gets wet its called creaming the blankets

Janette cremaed the blankets!

by Anonymous July 1, 2006

cream donut

An anal version of a cream pie. Leaving a fresh load of sperm in someones anus to be cleaned out orally.

Todd & my wife's anal romp made a nice cream donut for me.

by Maikerusan May 2, 2008

cream cheesed

When someone gets killed, badly. Mainly in a video game

When someone gets owned.

That bk randy just got cream cheesed!

by Z o IM b ii E s November 30, 2009

Cream under the hood

The best of the best.

See also "The bee's knees", " the dog's bollocks ".

"Wow your homemade pot roast is cream under the hood!"

by Spacecruseryyy October 26, 2016