Anal Contusions

"WOW! thats so hot i might get Anal Contusions" he said,
"Bitch Wtf..."

Nice Boner!
Anal Contusions!
Smol GAe

by CoreyTech June 18, 2018

Ego Contusion

A bruise to the self. Or a bruise to the ego.

Man, that must've been an ego contusion

by ElephanteGirl December 26, 2019

toe contusion

A lame excuse to not attend an outing or event

“I can’t go, I have a toe contusion

by Joe LaFluer September 24, 2021

Slayfully confusing

When you wanna lick remis pussy but also need sleep

Its so slayfully confusing, I wanna pick remis pussy but need sleep

by Remiratty October 27, 2022

QuestionMark - The Most Confusing Place You'll Ever See

It is not a link, yet it's a thing in life.

QuestionMark - The Most Confusing Place You'll Ever See

by Unknown_3RR0R May 4, 2022

Confrusing

when confusing just isn't enough, use confrusing.

I like multiple people, but the whole situation is confrusing

by t1gerskt April 18, 2010

Concussion dot com

An endearing term for when somebody near you falls over and hits their head badly.

(Small child falls off a slide and bangs his head.)
Passer by: "Ooo concussion dot com"

by JS90 November 26, 2010