Either school issued laptops or the computers found in the library and computer labs.
Characteristics of a school computer:
-Trash hardware
-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.
-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.
-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's
-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works
-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself
Characteristics of a school computer:
-Trash hardware
-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.
-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.
-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's
-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works
-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself
Person 1: This school computer is trash, It can't even open Minecraft
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.
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