Purse Carrier

A gutless, mindless, emasculated male who has been relegated to taking orders from women who won't have sex with him.

Man, that Al Gore is a purse carrier.

by alphamale68 December 19, 2009

Coconut Carrier

The testicular package, your ballsack if you will.

Ahh She hit me in the coconut carrier!

by YoMama,YoDaddy,YoBigFatGranny January 14, 2011

Justin Carter

Co-star of the movie Peer Pressure (2002), a comedy in which teenagers with no tan are made fun of. Peer Pressure is often considered the worst Swedish independent film of all time.

I liked the movie until i saw Justin Carter.

by Chewy Bacca May 14, 2011

coach cartering

A verb used to define the act of deep contemplation while listening to Citizen Cope and playing with a basketball alone in a highschool gymnasium

Guy 1: "Dude, have you seen Mike lately?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, I hear he's been coach cartering a lot"

Guy 1: "Damn..."

by jipuktuk June 1, 2013

Tony Carter

When a great game is going on and you ruin it because you can't back a way from a moving football; worse than a Bill Buckner: someone deserving to get cut from a NFL football team: an idiot: someone adored by one team's fans and wanted to get shot by another team's; someone really stupid

Fan 1: "Wow did you see that game last night he pulled a total Tony Carter"

Fan 2: "I know right, it was awful I want to kill him"

Fan 1: "Tony Carter is worse than Bill Buckner"

by sir selfie November 24, 2013

Kieran Carter

A straight up G

Gosh, that guy over there sure is a real OG, he mist be called Kieran Carter

by aelwin December 8, 2013

Douchecraft carrier

An escalation of the douche canoe

dude you're such a douchecraft carrier

by ICBPenguin February 14, 2017