Carlo Borgonovo

By far the best European defender in basketball history. With a strong auto-irony and a charming character he is one of the most pleasant people you can talk to.
Bullshit apart, fuck you Carlo, get back to work, as always and never stop being yourself.

"domani gioco contro lo Scanzo"
"Occhio a Carlo Borgonovo, ti scopa male"

"Tomorrow I'll play against Scanzo"
"Watch out to Carlo Borgonovo, he will eat you"

by jesusmortus April 22, 2022

Carlos Coronado

The Mexican who lost his car.

Did you hear what happened to Carlos Coronado? I heard he lost his car again. I guess you can call him Car-Loss!

by ThouEggo May 8, 2022

Carlos trabanino

a opp nigga that can't get pussy

"oh my god, stay away there's a wild virgin on the loose, his name is Carlos trabanino."

by theninoeffect November 1, 2021

Carlos Mencia

A crass, hispanic comedian. He has been called a racist, a spick,an unamerican, an insult to mexicans( or the "politically correct" hispanic), and has recieved death threats. But you know what...I DON'T GIVE A DAMN. Carlos Mencia is a funny comedian who recently got a show on Comedy Central calle "Mind of Mencia", showcasing his ability to be completely and brutally honest about the strange new world around him called america.

Did you see Mind of Mencia last night? It was funny!
Friend: I'm mexican dumbass. That guy aint funny.

by Hell Yeah I'm American! August 1, 2005

Omar Carlo

Pooping in someone's mouth while they're asleep, then lighting the poop on fire so that it resembles a Cuban cigar.

"Hunter was surprised to discover that Creek had given him an Omar Carlo while he slept."

by trgdtgrtrguil May 16, 2007

Monte Carlo

Ejaculating onto a womans used tampon as she pulls it from her vagina

She pulled out her tampon and I gave her a monte carlo

by the amazing TW March 18, 2010

Carlos the Jacker

Carlos the Jacker is a renowned European terrorist who jacks off on his victims or their stuff.

The Archduke of Lichtenstein knew he had been a victim of Carlos the Jacker when he found suspicious jizz on his stemware, and on his corgis "Steffi" and "von Brucellosis".

"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.

by scodder April 30, 2010