Turkish Camel

When you give a person a wedgie and rip their underwear. You then take their elastic waistband and fold it over their shoe. They’re stuck in position and struggling to escape looking like a Turk riding on a camel.

Every Christmas I give my brother-in-law a Turkish Camel. Maybe some day I’ll buy him some underwear.

by jdizzell December 25, 2021

Spastikated camel

Mrs woods a camel who looks like a spastik

He a spastikated camel

by Fhtdgh May 15, 2018

camel trip

When a girl on a camel with big boobs propositions you. Also known as the "sandy set-up" and the "double-hump pump."

Ah, shit. I got wicked drunk in Marrakech and this chick camel triped me! I felt like I was back in the cougars!

by Yoyoyammam111 January 27, 2017

Camels Teapot

A very high pitched queef sounding like a teapot releasing steam .

Ew man Tiffany let out a gnarly camels teapot last night .

by Giraffe Phalanges October 26, 2017

Booze Camel

Any college student.

"I have to drive five MPH below the speed limit through Highland St. because so many booze camels try to cross the street there without noticing there's traffic."

by RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! May 12, 2010

Camel Toeni

1 oz vermouth
1 oz gin
1 oz Campari

1 camel crush cigarette.

Instructions:
Mix the aforementioned over ice
Hike the shorts
Crush the camel

Light the camel

Cover with a glass bowl for 210 seconds

The taste of good. And the taste of bad. All at the same time. Tickle the hood and crush the camel. Let’s indulge in a Camel Toeni.

by KRmd January 04, 2023

camel sundae

A caramel sundae pronounced with a Boston accent.

That wicked retahded kid from Methuen ordered a camel sundae. He's such a retahd.

by finsj December 10, 2018