Butthole Buckshot

Small pieces of turd that fuse to the back of the toilet bowl after an explosive shit.
My date last night ended unexpectedly when she went into my bathroom and was grossed out by all the Butthole Buckshot splattered all over the back of my toilet. I don't think she will call.
by c@pper April 16, 2021
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Lasagna Butthole

The sexual act of fisting a lasagna into your asshole.
Why do you smell like tomato sauce?

My boyfriend gave me a lasagna butthole last night!
by Skeletor 1983 January 05, 2023
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Butthole Anarchist

Used to describe an individual who plays by no rules other than their own that they make up. This individual is generally extremely fake, a two-faced cowardly liar and often shoves other peoples opinions and dicks up their ass, depending on who it is and what they seek to accomplish.
That bald man with a motorcycle is a butthole anarchist with no morals.
by Chrisrutola May 02, 2022
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indian butthole

Rip a twizzler in half. Fill the twizzler hole with RSO (Rick Simpson Oil)
Hey bro, how you feeling after that Indian Butthole.
by AJ Hades August 14, 2021
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Satan's Butthole

An incredibly early time of the morning when nobody wants to be awake but has to be for some reason or another.

Often accompanied with the added words "crack of".
Dan: "Are you leaving early?"
Max: "Yea, man, like the crack of Satan's Butthole'.
by Sassperilla July 28, 2022
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butthole ditch

A girl who has a small ass but a huge butthole
Derick: yo did you hear Katie has a butthole ditch
Rick: really how wide
Derick: nine fingers
by Old willy stroker August 31, 2017
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butthole birthcontrol

Using anal sex instead of vaginal sex to act as a form of birth control. Lubrication is necessary in most cases as is convincing a woman to use this form of birth control, but there will be no butt babies and it is 99.99% effective.
by BaconMastert September 20, 2016
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