The act of blowing your load all over a girl's face and smearing it across the top of her upper lip in the form of a mustache.
Lenny: Dude, you never showed last night, where were you?
Byron: After we left the party, I went over to your sister's house and gave her a bust-stache!
Byron: After we left the party, I went over to your sister's house and gave her a bust-stache!
by Terry Logan September 14, 2006

An ugly face.
Guy 1: Jennifer says she's going on another diet.
Guy 2: It doesn't matter how much weight she loses; it's not going to fix her busted face.
Guy 2: It doesn't matter how much weight she loses; it's not going to fix her busted face.
by Tochterlieber November 6, 2013

A musical duo formed in 2005 by 2 mates - Donkey on guitar & vocals, Beanbag on drums.
Their most memorable performances were played to a small crowd of 2 in a funky little room at one of the band members homes.
The duo's most requested songs were "Handsaw" & "Corned Beef Flaps".
Their most memorable performances were played to a small crowd of 2 in a funky little room at one of the band members homes.
The duo's most requested songs were "Handsaw" & "Corned Beef Flaps".
by flippyfloppyflaps November 12, 2011

If we go out you better be prepared to at least "bust a slob".
Last night me and becky "busted a slob"
That kid is a virgin I bet he never even busted a slob
Last night me and becky "busted a slob"
That kid is a virgin I bet he never even busted a slob
by BeckysManSlave September 14, 2009

by Ronamo September 7, 2004

by David Goodis, of course July 4, 2004
