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Brandonism

A religion created to follow a variety of gods. Brandon is the term used to define a god-like figure and an almighty being.
In following Brandonism, you are sharing the beliefs that there is an almighty god and that you yourself will earn the right to become a god once you have reached self control, integrity and wisdom. Once you have reached these virtues, a wisdom beard shall be necessary in completing the process, and claiming your right as a member of Brandonism.
"I follow Brandonism as I helped save a boy from drowning today. I also learnt how to keep calm and I travelled to Japan to learn the ways of the wise. I have now grown my beard and now am apart of Brandonism."
by Scalman October 23, 2011
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Let’s go Brandon

A mating call that should never be answered.
MAGA: Let’s go Brandon!
World:
MAGA: :(
by Mr Indo October 18, 2021
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dark brandon

A meme-related nickname for the US President Joseph R Biden
Dark Brandon strikes again, this time with a drone strike on Al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri
by Legend27 August 9, 2022
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Brandon

Brandon is one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. He's very romantic and not frigid at all. He loves his girl loads and is the best boyfriend in the world
Man, I do love my Brandon
by Abbydefenitions April 16, 2015
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Brandon

A Brandon is one of the coolest people alive! He always loves talking about his hobbies and things he likes to do, and then he wants to share them with you. He will protect people out of the kindness of his heart! If you know a Brandon, make sure to make him feel appreciated.
"Whatcha doin?"
"Playing Pokemon with Brandon."
"Sounds Fun!"
by BowlovNoodles December 31, 2016
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