shalong board

shalong is a half assed acronym for "sit-down haul ass long board". shalong board is a tem used when you fix or attach a seat, bench or some sort of platform to a long board to drop your center of gravity for maximum down hill rallying. this sport is usually accompanied with a mullet, some PBR, some real shitty engineering and some deep rooted passion to compete as a illegal underground red neck street luger.

say man, you want to try out this shalong board? no thanks dude I don't roll that way! its just a long board you sit on while mashing some big ass hills! oh ok, I thought you where talking about something else, my bad.

by katshyt January 30, 2014

Tongue Boarding

A form of kissing torture where in place of water, the tongue is used to deprive the recipients oxygen and create the sensation of drowning in tongue.

I was just trying to be nice so I let him kiss me, little did I know I needed to take a deep breath to make it through a session of tongue boarding!

by Relentless 34 September 15, 2014

Spaghetti board

A spaghetti board is the act on 3 or more males lined up infront of a table with their dicks out. The goal is for the dicks to move side to side without touching eachother. If one dick touches another members they both have to slam their nuts as hard as they can into the side of the table

Yo lets give a spaghetti boar a go
He touched my dick whilst doing a spaghetti board

by Alf steward February 19, 2018

weegee board

A common mis-spelling of the oujia board, it has become a widespread joke in some areas of the internet, most noteably on youtube, where a video of a different name makes fun of this typo (along with others.) Noteably, it sounds like the name of YTP Luigi/ Weegee, which may be part of its huge usage.

Person 1: "Hey, have you heard of that cool 'Weegee board' ?"

Person 2: "What? Lol, its called a Ouija board."

Person 1: "Ah, okay."

by bro you just posted cringe May 30, 2019

long boarded

when you ride a BIG dick. like i’m talking BBC. usually with guys named jadyn(any spelling works)

yooo i long boarded so hard last night

by dont@me57 November 1, 2019

face boarding

The action corresponding to when you’re laying on your back and using your phone, but you’re so tired that the phone slips from your fingers and smacks you in the face.

I was on TikTok last night until I began face boarding.

by Buzz Kill Bill ☠️ January 8, 2021

Cooter board

A cutting board loaded with cold cuts, cheese and crackers for your friends to snack on at a party or get together at your house, not some uptown apartment. A cooter board is the correct way to say Charcuterie board without sounding like a superdouche to your close friends and family.

I made a badass cooter board with some shit from Aldi!

by Garnacha June 14, 2021