Definitions by Garnacha

Handshell 

Noun: Just like a nutshell but holds more. Used when telling a long assed, very informative and winded story.

Used also when arguing your side of politics.

So what had happened was ( Full story ) That's the whole story in a handshell.

So basically, ( political argument ) In a handshell, the world is completely screwed.

Handshell by Garnacha September 22, 2025

Handshell 

Definition:Noun. just like a nutshell but holds more

So that's the whole story in a handshell.

Basically in a handshell, the world is fucked.

Handshell by Garnacha September 20, 2025

Full Orca 

1. In a blurred state of mind which encourages spending gobs of money on a hobby, much to the point that you are perceived as seriously or mentally ill. Going ALL IN on whatever it is this week that makes you feel happy.

2. in a state of mind which prevents normal perception, behavior, or social interaction; seriously mentally ill.

3. Blowing things way out of proportion. Full on crazy.

1. "Tim is golfing for the first time ever and went "full Orca" buying all new Pro gear for himself."
2. " Dude, you can't talk to Tracy right now, She is "Full Orca" after her break up with Ben."
3. "I don't think we need to go "full Orca"; we can resolve it calmly"

Full Orca by Garnacha September 9, 2025

Cooter board

A cutting board loaded with cold cuts, cheese and crackers for your friends to snack on at a party or get together at your house, not some uptown apartment. A cooter board is the correct way to say Charcuterie board without sounding like a superdouche to your close friends and family.

I made a badass cooter board with some shit from Aldi!

Cooter board by Garnacha June 14, 2021