Robert Bolining

When a man shoves his fist in another mans ass and then waves his fist around.

Ewww stop Robert Bolining

by smithywestonlover February 24, 2025

Jonk Bonking

The act of Hitting somebody over the head with a comically large dildo

“Do you and your boyfriend also go jonk bonking over the weekend”

by Bigwinner2029 March 18, 2025

Bottle Bonking

The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.

Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.

My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.

by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025

Munch Blocking

When you try to date someone and they block you on everything. Blocking a munch.

That woman just munch blocked Chris because he wasn’t rizzing fast enough, I didn’t know she was munch blocking everyone

by poolboyQ June 2, 2025

chick blocking

A female version of manspreading where a woman will encounter 2 or more women she knows. They all stop, form a cluster at the point of contact, and start talking. They are unaware that they blocking a shop entrance, footpath, grocery store aisle, or other public access point. They continue to talk while not noticing that they are forcing people go around them or take a different way.

I had collected my disabled daughter from school. As I was pushing her wheelchair to the car, I came across 4 women who were waiting for their kids. They were chick blocking the footpath and did not seem to notice that we needed to get past. So I had to go off the footpath and push her wheelchair through the mud. I then had to clean my daughter's wheelchair before she could use it in the house.

by urbanned dictionary November 5, 2025

Dry cock blocking

)Dry cock blocking )is cock blocking lowkey .down low .when someone making sure yu don’t get laid

I was in the driver seat i was going to get laid Den bob called Carla to come i know bob was “dry cock blocking”

by Big Z’s February 24, 2019

Cyber-Cock-Blocking

Cyber-Cock-Blocking or ‘Organized’ / ‘Gang/Group/Community -Cock-Blocking’ is a set of thoughts, observations or systematic patterns that surface to the attention of ‘cock-blocked’ targets and/or victims who experience gangs, groups with military-like efforts & tactics that are designed to make an individual have no contact with the opposing sex. Meaning no conversations or anything between a guy-girl (most cases) or girl-guy scenario.. Nothing. The victim, their identity, appearance, location & bio is dispatched to collective teams that grow larger & larger nationally, connected & communicate via social media internet app services allowing them to covertly harass invade & illegally strip a persons rights to freedom away from them.. Using manipulative cowards in a group to gang stalk watch follow threaten take away any human interaction MAINLY the sexual dating flirty type relationships & friendships in a persons life. Relentless, sadistic & demonic force to forever stop a single male or female from having ZERO sex/sexual acquaintances for the rest of their lives..

Yo have you heard what Alex has been saying about his hacked email accounts/social media profiles ? He said he’s a victim of cyber-cock-blocking & is being targeted by groups & gangs of people throughout the “dark web” in order to have a group cock-block him from chicks he wants to talk/chill with.

by llamalldon August 6, 2023