blade my balls

a term used to ask to put a sex toy on your penis.

1: Hey, can you blade my balls?
2: Yeah dude, of course!
*toy sounds*
1: Ugh, it feels so good!

by anonymous person… November 7, 2023

blade

another word for fag. a way to call people a fag without libtards getting triggered.

“Chase is such a blade. Sucks dick in his free time”

by satansmasher666 February 6, 2019

Tape-on-a-saw-blade

Trying to fix a situation only to hurt your own self.

Idk why Jack is always trying to get with that bitch Amanda. That’s like tape-on-a-saw-blade .

by BigDogYanaBo September 18, 2020

james blades

a granny basher, has about 1000 kids n at least one is autistic

oreyt james blades calm it down with the grannys

by iamgonnakashootmyself October 15, 2018

Blade

1: Being an Unreliable person, a Flake, a dumbass, an other things of that nature

2: Something pointless

1: Bru said 15 minutes, he’s on his way.

Bru you know that niggas A Blade! He probably won’t even show up.
2: Bru we did the most trynna get here and come to Find out it was a Blade ass Mission.

2A: Bru you trynna go kickit with theses lil shortys I met at the mall. They Fine or ugly? Well One is ugly. Sounds like a blade bro, I ain’t going on a blade ass mission

by -Stockton Nigga May 26, 2021

blade

a rude person. who doesn't deserve good girls. likes to be pathetic. doesn't know when to stop.

ugh he's so rude
who
blade

by laing7 February 9, 2018

blades

They're for skating!!

YA DINGUS.

*using blades* it's kinda snowy!

by the_laziest_bone April 9, 2017