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Crusty Beaver

Similar to the male term smegma which smells like feta cheese. The excess crud that grows in and around the female genatalia over time when its not washed often.
While i was munching on some feta cheese the smell instantly reminded me of Alexa's crusty beaver.
by Clarence Jackson October 6, 2009
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The Anti-Beaver

The Anti-Beaver is a tall male who has black hair and wears glasses, they are also known to play ukulele. They have a tendency to repel females and there vaginas.
Curtis, You are the Anti-Beaver.
by Sophie Dolan November 2, 2012
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Jim Beaver

Amazing actor who plays 'Bobby Singer' on the hit CW show Supernatural'. A highly intellegent and well learned man with immense talent in his chosen field.
I wanna be like Jim Beaver... IF I ever grow up!
by Silver Cougar June 18, 2011
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beaver bank

A hick town on the outskirts of Lower Sackville, Nova Scotia which just recently got electricity.
Yo man wanna go for a drive in Beaver Bank?

Hells no! Last time I was there some bitch suckered me into a relationship then broke up with me because she wasn't over her ex who she cheated on with his older cousin!
by John_R February 6, 2007
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poopy beaver

What happens when a girl wipes from back to front.
Tina's got a poopy beaver. I went down on her and came back up with a dirty sanchez.
by ML4L February 21, 2005
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Unkept Beaver

Opposite of a Well Kept Beaver, a vagina in a poor state of up keep, usually meaning long pubic hair and general uncleanliness.
Man, she had such an unkept beaver that I got friction burns on my little soldier!
by CaptSkubba February 5, 2009
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beaver flosser

To Floss a vagina using ones teeth. Cleaning a vagina from all stray hairs and fluff using ones teeth .
fuck man your a real beaver flosser , her pussy looks choice!
by Marvin P July 25, 2006
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