Put the beard on

The act of cunnilingus, or more colloquially to "go down on a woman" !

Person 1 : "What are you doing after work ?"
Person 2 : "I'm gonna go home, have a feed and a shower. Might grab the Mrs and "put the beard on" too !"

by Cpt. Kickass June 23, 2009

Buffalo Beard

A beard which can only be described by the sense of awesome it bestows upon its viewer.
A majestic feat of manhood, which all men want and all women crave.

"John, look at that buffalo beard, I wish I could grow a beard like that..."

"By than mans buffalo beard a drink, he is a god amongst men"

" Shelley, take you knickers off, look at that buffalo beard that just walked in."

by Anonb August 2, 2013

Fag Beard

A feminine beard grown by bald males in Yucaipa. The beard starts at the earlobe and runs down the jawline. Similar to a happy trail in a gay parade, the beard attracts males of all shapes and sizes.

Bruce... How long did it take you to grow that fag beard?
Bruce... Why are you sending us a selfie of your fag beard while on vacation?

by Moniqueka60 July 5, 2018

beard molester

A female who really enjoys stroking mens beards. Sometimes a female barber particularly enjoys this.

That girl is a beard molester... she has touched every beard in the bar.

by SpeakeasyT January 8, 2018

bearded steak

A lone steak that has been forgotten in an unplugged fridge that has grown a blanket is sticky furry fungus fuckus... Later used as a gourmet spread eaten by hillbillys and aristocrats.

Do we have any bearded steak in the fridge? I would love to spread some on a multigrain cracker.

by Lolals December 29, 2013

Apple beard

A bulbous like forming and upkeep of a beard just on the ball of the chin. Round and plump.

Man, did you see Chris' apple beard? He's been growing that thing for weeks now, no water required!

by bluDAbaDEdaBAdi September 11, 2011

Beard Bail

When you get gum stuck in your beard and you have to shave it off to get rid of the gum.

Bob: Dude I just blew a bubble so big that when it busted I had to do a beard bail.

by Slow Company 7th Battalion April 23, 2010