Bar Porn

Aggressive make-out sessions in a venue serving alcohol. Most appropriately this term is used in a bar or pub that is at capacity and in which the partakers in 'bar-porn' are highly visible and often made into a spectacle.

Not to be outdone by Smashley's display of bar porn, Jen engaged Jim, turning the already vulgar display of bar porn into a rampant, alcohol-fueled bar orgy.

by D-Fresh_Muschomp December 20, 2010

Bar Stool

When your cock is so enormous that a chick can only fit the head inside of her as she tries to ride you, and you can then have some fun by spinning her around on it like a barstool.

This bitch was so too tight to fuck properly, so I decided to give her a spin on the ol' Bar Stool.

by Michael Gargiulo May 14, 2005

bar down on parkin

the act of decimating a tendy's confidence by going cheds in hurr off bar, for a major g-note. Specifically on Parkin.

attn: no apple required.

copyright: gkaz yeah

as soon as I stepped over the blue line, I knew I was going Bar Down on Parkin.

Primetime's first NHL goal was bar down on Parkin

by went bar down on Parkin May 5, 2010

bar downs

a friend who when he drinks becomes so intollerably incapacitated that he cant act even remotelt reasonably or rationaly

dont bother with Big B right now, the cunts got the bar downs sir....

by frank le tank July 2, 2017

Bar Fight

Having sex while your drunk and on your period. Because it's a drunken, bloody mess.

I'm going to have a bar fight with that guy over there.

by ishinagga April 1, 2011

Bar up

When you try to rip chedda and the puck clack clack the crossbar and the puck goes up

Sacco pulled a duuurtt t drag and goes bar up after he ripped a clappy from the point

by donut42 March 30, 2009

bar-b-q

Getting pussy. Not the "makin luv" shit, just gettin a nut. Tappin that ass.

"What ya wando...Bar-b-q or mildew?"

by QCB September 8, 2005