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Brand Purgatory

The inability to create any meaningful effort at creating a brand - despite brand creation being a company's only hope at success - leaving the brand floating in the ether. Not making progress, not making mistakes. Just existing in a space that humans cannot see.
Bob hasn't done a thing for that company, idk how he hopes to make it. He's just floating around in brand purgatory, hoping for a miracle.
by Startup Street May 18, 2025
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Cavemanne brand

Da line of fire extinguishers dat are so simple to operate, even a primitive primate could use them.
Prehistoric man cooked over an open fire, so a Cavemanne brand conflagration-dowser would have been handy to have around "just in case".
by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025
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Russell branding

When a celebrity or somewhat relevant figure -usually right-leaning - suddenly starts to promote Christian teachings after having shown no interest, or even disdain, towards religion in the past.

This is usually done as some form of preparation for damage control when expecting some kind of sexual assault/abuse allegation or lawsuit to be incoming.
"You heard Joe Rogan has been seen going to church lately?"
"Uh-oh, he must be russell branding"
by hp lolcraft May 31, 2025
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brand

someone that loves ana more
brand def loves ana more
by sndndhshisnsos June 30, 2023
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Brande

One who will give you her last penny, the shirt off her back, and a smile. She loves big and is loved by her girl.
Brande is a giver not a taker.
by anonymous July 17, 2023
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Brand Storyteller

A brand storytelling is a person who uses emotional narratives to do nothing.
“Oh, brand storyteller? Nice so what’s it about?”
- You see this bar?
- Yes
- Do you want a drink?
by Realdictionaryman August 27, 2023
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Russell Branded

When someone shoves their huge dick down your slutty little throat and keeps it there until your mascara runs a little bit.
"Hello Mr. Police Man ... I'd like to make a complaint ... I was Russell Branded over a decade ago"
"Fuck off you little whore"
by CoronaMan September 18, 2023
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