blast a dookie

To excrete a large amount of defecation in a short period of time.

After running for an hour, I had to blast a dookie that was going to shatter the toilet.

by Matt Berlin September 2, 2003

what the bastard

You say it when you get really pissed and confused. And I mean REALLY pissed, because you're implying your confusion is an illegitimate child.

That zombie squirted cum on my roast beef sandwich. WHAT THE BASTARD IS WRONG WITH HIM?

by MJoeJaX November 21, 2004

bastard

1. A child born out of wedlock.
2. Something that is of irregular, inferior, or dubious origin.
3. A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.

You bastard

by Sam429 March 12, 2004

You Bastard Guy

One who consistently, and with explicit malice, consumes one's nilla wafers.

You ate my nilla wafers, you bastard guy.

by Waffalova January 29, 2009

bastard

level four of sentence enhancers
1=hell
2=damn
3=ass
4=bastard
5=bitch
6=shit
7=fuck
8=The Finger
* using two means adding.

by nappyafrochik April 5, 2003

Bastardism

1. (n) The art of being a bastard.

"Mr. Hill gave you 75 pages of homework? That's bastardism!!!"

by prvtdonut7 April 20, 2005

Ass-Bastard

A person who has been conceived and born in an unwed gay man's anus.

I hate that guy, he's a complete ass-bastard.

So your dads aren't married? That'd make you an ass-bastard, huh?

by Safe Seraphim June 28, 2008