"We'd always have walking-bird on Thanksgiving, with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called baseball..."

Abraham Simpson

Walking-Bird by Unreal Name July 9, 2010

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Scavy Bird

One who prey's on the wealth of others

Nate smoking up all my bud would be a perfect example of a scavy bird

Scavy Bird by Larry bob jr. bill November 23, 2011

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towa bird

An ethereal woman that can brighten anyone’s day effortlessly. The world is a better place with her existence. And everyone wants to be her or be hers, we don’t know maybe both.

Oh to be Towa Bird’s guitar

towa bird by Kristelle November 24, 2020

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caught a baby bird

A trick that you play on friends. It's when a male turns his back to his group of friends, unzips his pants and takes out his cock and balls. Then he gently cups them in his hands and tells his friends that he has "caught a baby bird".

When the friends come over to investigate, the male reveals the true nature behind his cupped hands. Usually good for a laugh if done right.

1) Lance was hangin with his sister and 4 friends. He decided to do the old caught a baby bird routine. He turned around, unzipped his pants and told them to come over. They just about dropped dead when he revealed his 13 inch manhood - it looked more like a snake than a baby bird.

2) Zippy did the ole caught a baby bird to some girl outside the bar and spent the night in the greybar hotel.

caught a baby bird by Jrubadub November 26, 2010

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