by what_in_the_____ September 26, 2017

1. A man/woman (whatever you're into) who beats their wife.
2. A kind of shirt worn by above said people.
2. A kind of shirt worn by above said people.
1. Jorge: Hey, Bill! How was your wife last night?
Bill: Yeah, she didn't want my big, hard cock last night. So I became a wife beater.
2. Can I borrow your wife beater, bro?
Nah, sorry, it's my life blood man. I gotta wear it for a certain occasion tonight.
Bill: Yeah, she didn't want my big, hard cock last night. So I became a wife beater.
2. Can I borrow your wife beater, bro?
Nah, sorry, it's my life blood man. I gotta wear it for a certain occasion tonight.
by BillyFriedCakes November 18, 2018

by bigCuhboose June 14, 2022

A car that barely runs, a car your mom saved for you that she drove 30 years ago. Essentially a car you get into knowing you might not get out of it.
Barry: “We can take my car guys.”
James: “ I’m not getting in that shit beater car, it’s a death trap.”
James: “ I’m not getting in that shit beater car, it’s a death trap.”
by your neighbor September 20, 2022

by Illumi :) May 30, 2024

by the_big_chungus November 23, 2020

Don't touch me with your beaters!
by Jokes4losers January 30, 2017
