conversations over texts that consists a lot of the 😂 emoji and texts like "wyd" "nmu" "nothing #loner4life😂" "haha sameeee😂" ...don't act like you don't know what I am talking about
by Not Putting My Real Name May 08, 2016
When you attempt to give someone a handshake and it turns into a disaster. Usually, Awkward Daps results in a three finger embrace, a dead fish hand (from either party), or a mixture of a pound and a handshake put together.
Dude, when I was leaving the party John tried to give me Daps while I went for the handshake. I met him somewhere in between; Gave him awkward Daps and called it a night.
by Rookieoftheyear April 22, 2011
A dream that does not illicit fear but an extremely uncomfortable feeling. Similar to that feeling of being in a crowded room of loud boisterous foreigners asking for directions and not knowing the language or able to find the exit.
(From my husband whom is not a pilot woke up and said...)
"I don't want to fly planes anymore, I've been flying them all day this is such an awkward nightmare" (...before falling back to sleep)
"I don't want to fly planes anymore, I've been flying them all day this is such an awkward nightmare" (...before falling back to sleep)
by Baldwinning September 28, 2012
The Awkward slurp is that moment whilst out in a group when it suddenly gets a awkward silence you feel the need to sip a bit of your drink to try and 'pass the awks moment' but then make it more awkward because every sips there drink at the same time...
Brody. Well down for tonight looking good...
Aven. Yeah dude check all these chicks out
Brody. I know man im all over it tonight
Damien. Ha Aven isn't Brody, how is it going with Chelsea anyway Aven
Aven. We split up 2 weeks ago..
.......awkward silence.......
Brody,Aven,Damien..... (Awkward Slurp)
Aven. Yeah dude check all these chicks out
Brody. I know man im all over it tonight
Damien. Ha Aven isn't Brody, how is it going with Chelsea anyway Aven
Aven. We split up 2 weeks ago..
.......awkward silence.......
Brody,Aven,Damien..... (Awkward Slurp)
by IAMKINGHERO October 18, 2011
Awkward goat is basically a awkward human who owns a dog that looks like a goat. There is a whole cult of awkward goats on the gram. And mama goat of the cult is Divija bhasin. All hail the mama goat!
by Sanjumehta November 26, 2021
When you encounter someone else directly in your way while walking and attempt to move out of the way but they move in front of your new position on accident and you both walk away feeling extremely awkward. #LunsfordSaidItFirst
Bill: "Hey Roy why you look so red?" Roy:"I did the awkward tango with that girl I like and now I wanna go home."
by Cold_One_With_The_Bois April 12, 2018
At an awkward moment, a gesture which is employed to convey the emotions surrounding awkwardness, usually by an observer of an awkward situation. This gesture can be made with or without uttering the phrase "awkward chopsticks" aloud.
boy1: "Hey! Let's go to a party at this Greek fraternity! Invite your grandma."
boy2: "Dude. My grandmother is Persian!"
boy1: ...
boy3: "Awkward chopsticks..."
boy2: "Dude. My grandmother is Persian!"
boy1: ...
boy3: "Awkward chopsticks..."
by jc_fizzle March 07, 2012