Polish Alan

Alan is a hairy little fellow who has zero friends, and has a bald dad. Alan is also another word for failure.

God i wouldn’t like to do a Polish Alan.

by MiniMexicanM4n April 20, 2023

Chronic Day Advancement

Term used when your mind advances what day it thinks it is.

I went to church on Saturday so on Sunday I had chronic day advancement and really convinced myself it was Monday.

by assassin1680 March 15, 2009

Graham Brooks Alan Albery

1. (noun) mamal, homosapian-sapian, 6' 3" tall, attractives to females, lives on a farm, hates children, drives a PT cruiser; likes to read.

Synonyms: flirt, crude, fun, iritable, alcoholic, exhuberant, friendly

Graham Brooks Alan Albery's clone

by Mysterious Q November 6, 2011

The only advantage of having children

If you think about it, when you and your partner decide to have a baby he gets to creampie her throbbing coochie

Yeah I want to start a family, so I get the only advantage of having children

by Kanifykid666 February 26, 2019

Pulling an Alan

Asking someone to play a game with you then rage quitting a few minutes later

I can't believe he left the game he just asked us to play!(pulling an alan)

by Ilikeppinmybunghole July 15, 2019

Grand Theft Auto Advance

An underrated video game made by Rockstar Games in 2004 for the Game Boy Advance. It released on the same day as GTA: San Andreas. It's a 2D styled game, set in the same universe as GTA III.

The story follows Mike, a criminal seeking to leave Liberty City with his friend, Vinnie, and start a new life. However, Vinnie is killed in an explosion, leaving Mike to search for his killer, while still doing jobs under various bosses to raise enough money to leave Liberty City.

Grand Theft Auto Advance may not be able to hold a candle to the GTA games of the same era, but it's still a good game, especially for the Game Boy Advance.

by Some guy on UD July 19, 2020

Pulling an Alan

When your girl/wife dumps you and take it up the ass. You start making fake accounts and call the girl out and ruin her reputation. She’s over him but he’s not over her.

Guy 1- did you see how badly Geni’s reputation went?

Guy 2- yeah Abe was pulling an alan

by Missmewiththatbs2 January 13, 2021