Almond Roommate

Your roommate who is likely preparing their post Pilates non-gmo, organic, blue spirulina, chia seed smoothie bowl with a side of judgemental gaze towards you and your pregaming companions.

“God, Brooke is such an almond roommate. I ran into her this morning as she got back from CrossFit and she said she “admires my willingness to let go on the weekends” like.. what?”

by Why are bears friend shaped? July 17, 2023

Almoster

Someone who "almost" did something, didn't, but still wants to sound bad ass for almost doing it.

"Yea, I almost joined the Marines, but I knew I would punch out a Drill Instructor if they yelled at me. I'm crazy man, I'll just snap, too crazy for the Military, they couldn't handle me."

"Ah, jeez, another "Almoster"."

by Disgruntled_Sir July 26, 2023

Almost Hadhim

A woman who's almost married. maybe even had a few kids by the guy she wanted to marry....but never married.

Julia has three kids by Jason. She wanted to marry him but never did. Julia is a Almost Hadhim

by harryjohnson79635 August 7, 2023

Almond Breeze

When a man nuts on a woman's ass hole and she farts the nut back at him

Hey baby, lets do something kinky tonight, want to try an almond breeze?

by Redline06 August 15, 2023

Almondjoy

Puerto Rican and black descent ; black and puertorican.

I have almondjoy blood . “She an almondJoy” . I love me some some almondjoy.

by Sherealluzxurious August 25, 2023

almost christmas

What the radio said

Phoenix Wright: “Almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas”

by Random dude who likes deckers October 30, 2023

almost lovers

people who are friends with each and everyone knows but are so close they are practically dating

i can’t believe sophie and kaitlynn are so close even thought they met only 2 months ago — just another case of almost lovers.

by imjustahater384 January 5, 2024