X-acto blade

A small blade that is used for crafts... or cutting yourself.

For this project, you need 1 X-acto blade.

by rrockerchick April 14, 2009

happy little acorns

refers to dried mushroom button caps.

We ate the happy little acorns, and were shrooming all night!

by Kat November 20, 2004

mattress actress

a girl who acts like she would be willing to sleep with you , for something gained but really has no intention of it.

as soon as i gave in and gave her 20 bucks she split, what a mattress actress

by doinksplat November 20, 2013

acorn

crappy early nineties computers sold to schools with illiterate idiots in them.

A 1993 acorn,

by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004

accord

A cheap shit excuse for a car

WTF! you drive an accord, get the hell out of here.

by Overseer April 8, 2005

actrotomophile

An actrotomophile person is someone who is sexually attracted to amputated body parts.

Person 1: I always watch pornographics to get horny.
Person 2: I always watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre to get horny.
Person 1: OMG! You sick actrotomophile fuck!

by Håkon September 7, 2006

acrorthosis

a medical condition characterized by an abundance of erections.

I think Stephen has acrorthosis because every time I see him it looks like he has a tent in his pants.

by Piece of Penis March 9, 2012