heat rod

a cigarette or cigar.

Do you want to go smoke a heat rod?

by whiningprincess June 11, 2006

twat rod

Term used to replace the word penis!

"Oh my what a large Twat Rod you have!!"

by Scattyman May 1, 2005

Rod Stewart

A pop rock singer. Getting up there, with hits like the awesome Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? and Sailing. Got his big break as singer for guitar legend Jeff Beck in 1968, in one of the world's first true hard rock bands (the Jeff Beck Group), which came out six months before Led Zeppelin, which the inside flap of their albums cannot state enough. After they broke up after two mediocre albums he devoted himself to pop and managed a successful solo career.

Rod Stewart, while awesome, is just about the biggest wanker who ever lived.

by your Lord and Savior September 3, 2007

Shit Rod

A car that has seen better days, yet inexplicably still runs and functions to some capacity. It is ussually in a state of poor condition.

ME: "Jeez, mike you ought to get rid of that piece of shit." MIKE: "Dude? This shit rod still works! Why replace what hasn't disintegrated completely?" ME: "But it's returning to nature!" MIKE: "Oh well."

by Mister Elvis October 18, 2008

Hot Rod

When you apply Hand sanitiser to your penis then proceed to light it on fire followed by a Turkey slap

Omg did you see how i Hot rodded Samantha Last night

by Dankasss meme lord June 22, 2016

rat rod

A hot rod that has been built to be of a ratty nature and never to be of new quality. Commonly confused with a hot rod under construction.

"That rat rod has no floor board.. and never will"

by Wildthing 916 July 2, 2007

golden rod

1). Zueses dick
2). while pissing a man gets his dick sucked using piss as lube

1). the penis of the god Zues
2). -dude i gotta piss
-see if maria over there will give you a golden rod

by dr. prostate exam December 8, 2010