when in the 69 position you seem to lose some consciousness and focus only on the pleasure you are recieving while your partner recieves the dead mouth or dead tongue syndrome, depending on the circumstance.
"me and this guy were doing 69 when i lost focus and starting concetrating on the pleasure i was recieving, when i came to was giving a sloppy half ass hand job, i was totally in a 69 coma"
by weiner4ya August 19, 2009
Get the 69 coma mug.When two people interlock faces such that each of their mouths is close to the other's ear. This is generally the only way to have a conversation in a crowded club or bar.
"I got the digits of this girl that was probably pretty hot. I'm not sure though, I didn't get a good look at her since we had to ear-69 to talk."
by PositiveZero June 19, 2008
Get the ear-69 mug.The uncommon version of the "69" sexual position where the male is atop the female. Most commonly experienced in chicago.
by Dr. Skinner September 25, 2010
Get the Chicago 69 mug.This type of 69 is what happens after a long, grueling day at the office. The male wants to get right down to business so the only thing taken off is the pants and underwear. With his white collared shirt and dress socks still on, he proceeds to sit right on the face of his female counterpart. The male must ALWAYS be on top, it's part of the "no nonsense" label.
After a 12 hour day at the office, multiple power naps, and right after guzzling a Mountain Dew kickstart, Gary burst into the apartment and proceeded to immediately no-nonsense 69 his girlfriend, Ginger. He's a big time no-nonsense 69er, that Gary.
by Kris Pejovich May 24, 2014
Get the No-Nonsense 69 mug.Also known as a reverse 69. It is a 69 however the male is on top which creates a plunging effect into the mouth like a Norwegian whale dive. Alas the name Norwegian 69.
by The Norwegian Whale October 30, 2013
Get the norwegian 69 mug.Where you end up having sex because dopey fuckwits like yourself don't know that 6 and 9 are the opposite way around
by MacSki December 20, 2013
Get the miscalculated 69 mug.Errol is getting amazing at Ju Jitsu, last night he performed a Pretzel 69 on me while I was sucking his dick
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