Total Eclipse of The Butt

When one poops in such a manor that it lands back on his/hers butt, leaving a relatively large dark-colored spot on that individual's butt- resembling a total eclipse.
"My little sister left her mini trampoline in the toilet and I didn't see it late at night and experienced a Total Eclipse of The Butt."
by ThemGoodOlBoys August 01, 2020
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total resistance

An oxnard band with celebrity members Adolf Hitler, Richard Simmons, Bill Cosby, and Pamel Anderson.

see also emo
Total Resistance plays with various emo bands and their groupies.
by jesiah December 18, 2003
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Total eclipse

Total eclipse is a low rent production of brat. Starring Mackenzie Ziegler. The actors are just overrated kids acting too old for their age.
Total eclipse is dumb
by Lalallalalalaa July 02, 2018
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Total Zombie Mode

Feeling completely dead, but having to live your daily life.
Feeling like the walking dead

Could mean feeling totally wasted, having a hangover or non-alcoholic hangover causing this feeling, etc.
Friend: how are you.

Pete: blehhhuhhh...umm.... *starts snoring then wakes up* uhmm, what did you say?

Friend: God man, you look dead. Someone's in total zombie mode huh?:

Pete: guess so man.
by TAY000 January 14, 2012
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total dynamic head

When two girls are giving you a blow job, one is working the balls while the other one works the shaft. Then both women share the gravy.
Dude, last night, Kelly and Jenna gave me total dynamic head
by Gillthebill November 07, 2013
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Totally Nice Day

Dog whistle used by racist neo nazis. The acronym TND means Total N*gger Death and totally nice day is used to disguise the acronym.
Neonazi: Go have a Totally Nice Day

Sane person: Go fuck yourself
by 0therwise June 26, 2023
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