J. Carmack

1. The vessel in which the Makron manifests itself in our universe.
2. Co-founder of id software

1. Through J. Carmack the Makron will kill us all
2. If it were'nt for good ol' J. Carmack we wouldnt have fun games

by X.Legend June 11, 2006

J-maring

A person who steals hotel breakfast and eats it on the road.

"Hey look John is putting together a sandwich again while driving. He's J-Maring again."

by C Bra August 30, 2007

PAD-J

/pad, jā/

pronounced "Pad-Jay".

noun: PAD-J; plural noun: PAD-Js

1.
a person who introduces and plays recorded popular music while performing over the music with a PAD instrument such as an MPC, MASCHINE, Push, Launchpad or other pad-oriented instrument.
2.
A modern DJ that actually does something. i.e. A DJ with actual musical skill.

"Thank god we had a PAD-J at that party not a DJ!"
"The PAD-J was tearing it up last night!"
"I'll bet that PAD-J has no problem with foreplay"

by Music History Professor June 1, 2018

The J Shaumberg

Passing fecal matter onto partners chest and dipping your male reproductive organ into the fecal, then inserting into partners mouth.

The J Shaumberg was Jorey and TJ's favorite thing to do during foreplay.

by Alyssa G January 27, 2008

J Buda

Young Puerto Rican Rapper From Jersey

The Next Best Latin Rapper Next To Big Pun

J Buda's One Man Army Is Dope!

by Josefine The Man January 20, 2009

j max

hittin a joint while fucking a girl in the ass

Yo I j maxed the shit out of Lynn last night.

by Jordan and Max August 2, 2008

J-land

Slang for Japan. Most commonly used by non-Japanese people who have spent time living and working there.

I enjoy taking trains in J-land because they're convenient and clean, unlike public transportation back home.

by GrayOne August 4, 2007