Salmon

Look salmon
by Salmon Manta July 1, 2022
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sardine in salmon

When a bus or train is packed beyond intended capacity (just sardines) but there's clearly space that the dickheads in the back just aren't taking. Also called being a "sardine in a school of salmon"
I'm a sardine in salmon right now bro, move back, I'm suffocating over here.
by cutPanini March 29, 2023
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King Salmon

The salty curtains of a woman's clam. They often give a fishy odour which may be repulsive to some but some people known as Fishermen spend their lives looking for the King Salmon. There has been one official sighting of the King Salmon by Alan Bleacher who preached of its leather like texture. It has been reported to be over 65 kilograms and is supposedly extremely baggy from extreme penetration from 4 black men at once. There is a crusty white covering over the rat infested hole. The surface is now toxic and melts anything that touches it making entry virtually impossible. A children's book has now been written titled "Where's Clammy" in whch you must find the glory hole on each page.
King Salmon once said, "I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved."
by Ghandisflipflops May 11, 2011
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spit on the salmon

spitting on the salmon is a word used when you want to ask if someone sucks cock, but dont want people to think you are weird
by HanKarnMedSverd August 26, 2021
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Salmon

I saw this dude on Grindr wearing all vineyard vines he’s such a salmon.
by Galahad1906 March 29, 2019
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salmon dip

You stick the tip of your dick in a stinky ass vagina and then she sucks the 'dip' off until you give her that sweet sweet queso..
We had chips and salsa but she was begging for the salmon dip.
by Salmon lover July 12, 2017
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Salmon Sac

A used condom full of semen that is left inside the vagina after pulling out.
Ted didn't want his mom to find a used condom in his trash can, so he left his lover a Salmon Sac with mutual consent.
by mybrassisbiggerthanyourss October 12, 2016
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