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Tard Class 

To be a member of tard class means you are retarded at PE.

Tard - also known as "Health Leader", is the name given to people in the tard class.

"You're in tard class cos you can't kick a ball"
Tard Class by bob87218712 February 16, 2008
Related Words
The beverage Mountain Dew.
My tattoo artist, Than, likes to drink Tard Fuel.
Tard Fuel by DictatorDot August 24, 2008

Tard Sweater 

A person who is called "Tardigan", in a reference to the nickname "Tard"
Tardigan rhymes with Cardigan. So it is a Tard Sweater.
Tard Sweater by Jennacyde February 5, 2010
Tard-Old: A term defined by reaching an age in which you no longer contain coherence in your everyday speach, often accompanied with memory loss and loss of bowell control.
Jeremy: Your Great Grandmother is still alive?

Jarod: I guess if you consider someone that is Tard-Old living...
Tard-Old by KillaNeptune May 10, 2011

tard stall 

The larger, usually cleaner bathroom stall designed for the wheelchair-bound, retards, or wheelchair-bound tards. It is equipped with toilet seat paper ass gaskets, large rolls of TP, and handle bars to enable ass hovering or to give you something to grab onto when you really need to push one out.
Man 1- "Those hot wings have brought on a massive shit storm!"

Man 2- "I shall take you to Wal-mart. They have decent tard stalls."

Man 1- "Sounds good, I just hope that some tard hasn't explosively shit all over like last time."

Man 2- "Haven't you heard holmes? They remodeled the bathroom after that. The tard stall has new, improved handlebars!"
tard stall by Litaker July 8, 2011

tard face 

Euphemism for fucking somebody very well.
You should've seen her face while I was hosing her-she had tard face. Hey man I fucked her so well she had tard face. Hey darlin..you ready for some tard face?
tard face by Badmofochef October 6, 2013