Zowmp

(n.) -a PG exclamatory cuss word with all the bells and whistles of your average cuss word, but so generic that no one will ever suspect that you are cussing!

"Man, church today is sure gonna be a hoot, eh Carol?" "ZOWMP! There's church today? It's TUESDAY?" "Carol. You know that WBC never skips a day for Christ." "Ah, zowmp. I'll go get my hair curlers."

by mij the fish June 1, 2016

zoompa

when a teacher gives an a+ to someone on a test

Bro my teacher gave me a zoompa on my test

by Jiggy_rama May 1, 2018

zomped

being wasted out of your mind if your stoned or drunk. completely road-off

man that weed is wack im fuckin zomped

by krystal~lee October 4, 2006

zwampy

Sukkeltje

Ohh jij bent echt een zwampy

by Djenita March 15, 2015

zwoop

The state marked by firm turgid form and erect position of a previously flaccid bodily part containing cavernous tissue when that tissue becomes dilated with blood. In other words a boner.

I accidently got a zwoop while dancing with Ramin.

by gs lover May 17, 2005

Zoompressured

Being encouraged to do something you wouldn’t normally do (like Karaoke) whilst on a Zoom call.

Oioi - he's being Zoompressured into it !

by OdgIT December 18, 2020

zomph

To smell the gases produced from a fart.

ahhh...I just farted in bed the zomphed it all up under the sheets.

by Zebadee32 August 23, 2006