Mark Zuckerberg

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Mark Zuckerberg knows where you live

by GetUnZucced January 6, 2022

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Zuccerberg

(Verb) - to have something good and then ruin it to the point of it not being fixable

(Noun) - something that was once good but is now beyond useless

(Adjective) - all the way broken

It’s probably your fault this happened...

Sam: “Dude, I can’t beleive that you own Apple!”
John: “It only cost me my retirement saving! And I even burned down the headquarters! The secretary bet me 50$ that I wouldn’t do it.”
Sam: “You’re such a Zuccerberg. That’s the most Zuccerberg thing you could ever do. Why’d you Zuccerberg the company like that?John: *goes to court for arson charges
John: *looks like a naked mole rat in all pictures of him in court*

by Bombarding September 27, 2018

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Mark Zuckerberg

1) "Creator" of Facebook, whether or not he has actually "created" Facebook is a highly debated topic. He is also the world's youngest billionaire.

2) A nickname conferred upon anyone who is idolized and admired for accomplishing the most unproductive things one can ever imagine. The feat accomplished may be amusing, but its benefit to society and economy = 0, sometimes, even negative.

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Guy D: Dude I just logged in my FB account because I needed to change my status to LOGGING IN.....

Guy I: You just made Mark Zuckerberg richer by $1.50....... plus the CIA & Department of Homeland Security knows you're using the computer now.....you "dumb fucker"!!!!!

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2) GUY D: OMG home skillet that Jack Henderson just got 32 accolades for creating an electric flatulence vacuum sucker , supposedly it repels the fart out the anal rectum at MACH 2.4 !!! DAAAAAMN MAN!!!!

GUY I: He so Mark Zuckerberged that shit dawg!

GUY X : He's going to create JOBS! FOR US! YAY!

GUY I: He'll outsource 'em to China and India fool!!

GUY X: NOO!!!!! SHIIIIIIIIIITTT SONN!!!!

by Capitalist-DI666-Inaganti December 11, 2010

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Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard-like species from the celestial body MU69. He is the king of Fakebook and aims to take over the world by mining the data of the population, preferably middle aged soccer moms. He will brainwash them with fake news to overthrow the government in a coup to him in power. If you ever see someone with knees on the back of their legs, that’s Mark Zuckerberg in disguise, taking on a humanoid form to secretly destroy the world as we know it.

WTF Mark Zuckerberg is a fuckin lizard.

by Oldhickorycwock April 21, 2019

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