A Zucker

A Zucker is somebody who is very remote, pale, overly calm, looks like they are wearing some one else’s skin, and is overly trying to act like a human like Mark Zuckerberg.

Guy 1: You see that guy over there?

Guy 2: Yeah, he looks like a Zucker tbh.

Guy 1: Literally!!

by TriggerJug August 28, 2022

Zucker

A member of the Zucker club aka Facebook.

That zucker just spent 12 hours on the zucker club.
That dude is so zuckered out.
Stop being a fucking zucker.
Are you zuckering with me?

by Missmeshishi August 11, 2021

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 12, 2025

Zuckered

When a forum admin promises to stop trolls from picking on said member who is being picked on but then decides not to and bans them for no good reason other than 'screw it, you were rude to me' so any posts about them stay up even after they promised to close that thread down, and then screwing them over by having the blame be put on them instead of the troll that's picking on them - promising to remove a forum post about you and then deciding to put it back and allow it to run past more than 100+ pages.

Brian totally Zuckered TaynaBladex on the forum last night.

by MM132 July 26, 2016

Zuckering

When a billionaire, who has way more money than Donald Trump, kisses up to Donald Trump.

Mark Zuckerberg was zuckering by donating to Donald Trump's inauguration.

by Dump Trump January 9, 2025

Zucker-Bugged

The sensation of performing any offline activity involving any sort of brand, then noticing an advertisement for said brand in your Facebook timeline days later at most. As if your mind has been hacked by Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg in order to read your thoughts to personalize your ads based off all brand information seen.

Tom Example 1: I seen this dude bust his head on the concrete at the park and said "You need a Band-Aid, bro!" Next day, my Facebook feed had like 3 Band-Aid ads!
Drew NameHere: I think you got Zucker-Bugged, bro!

by bigmak93 July 15, 2019

Zucker

A way of calling someone a sucker who d-rides mark zuckerberg and spends 90% of their day scrolling Facebook

“Mm, love me some Mark Zuckerberg.. I love Facebook, he does so much for the community!” -Some woman who looks oddly green and scaly when you get too close

“Stop being such a zucker.” -sensible guy

by Vixenne June 22, 2024