zortos

Zortos is a demon that has a gay cousin named Dortos

Oh no Zortos is taking over my body to rape a cat

by Zortos September 21, 2018

zortin

Short for resorting; the act of hanging out at resort: overpaying for food and drinks and enjoying the atmosphere as whatever price.

I'm too busy zortin to care.

by Tommyboyrrecords February 5, 2020

Zerstorer

An idiot who lies about his age and gender, claims it's for "catfishing" and makes his profile picture japanese women purely because he likely wants to be one.

Janiece: Zerstorer sucks
Kenan: Nah he's funny
(Kenan is delusional)

by ACLink April 12, 2022

zorptrotter

The action of zorping around and being mischievous in groupchats/public. One who is a zorptrotter is extremely humorous, sexy, and loquacious.

Damn that persons a real zorptrotter!!

Right!! They're so funny!

by Dizzy !! August 7, 2023

zortch

Combination of "zap" and "scorch" meaning to burn with very high power electricity.

I wasn't careful when I hooked up the battery and managed to zortch my wrench when it caused a short circuit.

by KT Roughneck February 7, 2005

zort

Sprocket from Animal Crossing's favorite phrase

Yo, you look like you've been working out, zort!

by cherryangel April 27, 2020

Zorktaposition

The phenomenon in which persons on the internet use personal experiences, preconceived notions, 2nd hand accounts and/or vague memories of articles to criticize, debunk and discard actual scientific, factual or otherwise documented cases as reported, often simplified, by the media.

My Zorktaposition...
- Looks photoshopped to me
- I'm calling BS. A friend of my uncle's neighbour once did that and it insert conflicting statement here.
- I'm not a lawyer, but that's definately illegal/legal/impossible/expensive in this/that state/country/city/cave.

by CRASH / Ola July 7, 2006