zorch

An imaganary organ that rests on the outside of your stomache, they are very tasty and re-grow everytime you have a dream. also zorches that heven't been eaten in a few years become stale and nasty.

note: do not eat a cat zorch, they are poison if you happen to ingest one then belch it up before you die.

Rubin ate my zorch before I could cover it up!

by The jizzmonkey at the end of the tunnel October 2, 2004

Zorch

Typically meaning "butt" or "bottom"

Can also mean to fail an exam or test

Hey! Get your zorch out of my way!"

or "Wow! I really zorched that test!"

by Mr. Edwin Perry February 18, 2005

Zorch

Penis or dick fart

In the cool dead of night whisped the unmistakable cry of a flatulent penis emitting a zorch.

by Phlutsac August 9, 2012

Zorch

Technically it means someone who sucks farts out of dead seagulls but it is used to refer to a loser who works at the concession stand on the beach during the summer.

She would never go out with him he's a zorch. She is just flirting with him to get free french fries.

by Are June 2, 2005

zorch

noun, slang for the male penile member, typically used as the subject of a smart ass answer to a dumb ass question

"Can I have some of your sandwich?"
"No, but you're more than welcome to have my zorch!"

"Can I use your pen to pick my teeth?"
"Have you tried using your zorch?"

by cupcake January 13, 2004

Zorch

The act of holding an object in one's hands in order to invoke the imagination, usually accompanied by a crazed look in the eyes.

Darren: Why are you holding your napkin like that? Why do your eyes look so crazed?
Layla: I'm imagining ice skaters! I'm zorching!

by mydreamisreal January 15, 2011

Zorch Cannon

when someone is talking but isnt really saying much: when someone sucks the fart out of ones but and talks afterward

John: (speaking jibberish to the point you can not understand)
mike: Close your mouth Zorch Cannon

by MAC117 October 1, 2009