The act of having sex with dead animals. Humans are right out. Animals that are still ticking, right out.
I engaged in zoonecrophilia with my dead dog.
by N.A.P July 12, 2006
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1. to pass out or sleep on a mattress that is not the one you normally sleep in;
2. often involves sleeping on a mattress placed in a bathroom or shower room;
3. often involves the process of puking, peeing, or crapping yourself, or a combination of the three--also known as the trifecta.
noun:
1. the location of the zookie;
2. usually an old mattress only suitable to sleep on when blacked-out.
1. to pass out or sleep on a mattress that is not the one you normally sleep in;
2. often involves sleeping on a mattress placed in a bathroom or shower room;
3. often involves the process of puking, peeing, or crapping yourself, or a combination of the three--also known as the trifecta.
noun:
1. the location of the zookie;
2. usually an old mattress only suitable to sleep on when blacked-out.
When someone gets too drunk to sleep in their own bed (for fears of dirtying it), a friend would lead him to a zookie mattress, where he is free on any normal inhibitions, and may soil himself as he pleases. The mattress can simply be hosed down the next morning.
by AP Sawyer February 5, 2007
Get the zookie mug.The Quintessential girl next door type, can hang with the boys, while still being a bombshell at even given moment.
Steve: Hey Carina, what ya wanna do tonight
Carina: Lets just stay in, I want to watch the Ball game.
Steve: Awesome , you're a total Zoozie.
Carina: Lets just stay in, I want to watch the Ball game.
Steve: Awesome , you're a total Zoozie.
by Ian Cognito March 13, 2009
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Sally has recently discovered she identifies with zoomiegender, due to the fact she is very active at night.
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