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zompa

A ravishingly beautiful woman/girl with beautiful brown/brunette locks. She is married to a handsome man named Justin Bieber. You could say she's perfect.
She great at everything. If you saw her you would think is that an angel sent from the beauty gods.

She also owns a golden yacht
WOW HOLY SMOKES THAT ZOMPA LOOKS GREAT

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven Zompa
Dude don't mess with her she's married to Justin Bieber
Don't ship her with anyone other than Justin Bieber or else you will get tackled
Zompa is perfect
by WOWZOMPAISHOT January 14, 2018
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zomg

ZOMG was the ruler of the planet XYRZON until 2451 AD, when he was overthrown by KFOP after the battle of SHMUR. the battle marked the violent end to ZOMG'S noble reign as ultra-lord. KFOP soon proved to be an incapable ruler of XYRZON, and the planet collapsed into chaos in 2453. since that day, the residents of XYRZON have used ZOMG as a declaration, nay, an exclaimation of hope. hope that one day peace shall return to XYRZON, on the shoulders of a truly worthy king.
by VISION LOSER January 22, 2007
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zombatic

tired, exhausted and moving about in a mechanical sort of way. Acting like a zombie.
Without my morning cup of coffee I am zombatic.
by Michele May 13, 2005
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Zombastic

Describes behavior or manner of dress that evokes zombie imagery, but chic.
"I love those loose-fitting torn shirts that Debbie wears and how she pretends not to notice a resulting wardrobe malfunction. She's so Zombastic!"
by The Ricktator June 9, 2013
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ZOMG

A more enthusiastic (if not sarcastic) way of saying OMG. The Z doesn't stand for anything, but rather is added onto the O, thus making it pronounced "ZOH MY GOD!!1"
I have to tell you something. I have canc-ZOMG A SHINY NEW PENNEY!
by pseudonym psteve June 25, 2005
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zomgbat

An ancient mythological creature still to be researched in depth. One sighting of the zomgbat exists in the 12th century in the town now known as Pripyat in Russia. The chronicler describes the creature as "A horrific beast, wings as big as horses and the head of a fox. Wide eyed and sharp fanged with the cry of a thousand dying souls!" (Translation from G. Young 1812)

Rumours have escalated of the second coming of the zomgbat supposedly two years ago in a remote area of Scotland. "The batzomg has arrived. Pupils as black and sharp as the devils heart." (Dr Gawain Sipritus

The name zomgbat is applied to the popular PC game Call of Duty. On the multiplayer you will find the l33t skillz of $omgbat or Zomgbat.
"am in ur skyz, being a zomgbat"
by Gavin Alexander January 17, 2008
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ZOMG

1. A variant of omg which means "oh my god". It first originated as an rare typo when someone says "OMG" in caps and presses the left shift key rather then the right and accidentally hits the near by Z.

It was picked up and used as a humorous way of saying omg and making fun of internet slang in general do to its funny pronunciation of "Zoh-my-God!".
by Kyle117 December 10, 2008
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