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zomgbat

An ancient mythological creature still to be researched in depth. One sighting of the zomgbat exists in the 12th century in the town now known as Pripyat in Russia. The chronicler describes the creature as "A horrific beast, wings as big as horses and the head of a fox. Wide eyed and sharp fanged with the cry of a thousand dying souls!" (Translation from G. Young 1812)

Rumours have escalated of the second coming of the zomgbat supposedly two years ago in a remote area of Scotland. "The batzomg has arrived. Pupils as black and sharp as the devils heart." (Dr Gawain Sipritus

The name zomgbat is applied to the popular PC game Call of Duty. On the multiplayer you will find the l33t skillz of $omgbat or Zomgbat.
"am in ur skyz, being a zomgbat"
by Gavin Alexander January 17, 2008
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zombating

when somebody is masturbating in a public toilet groaning loudly like a zombie to increase pleasure.
I was trying to take a shit in the cubicle but couldn't concentrate coz some dude was in the cubicle next to me zombating, he was really getting in to it.
by badman2232 September 18, 2009
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zombatic

tired, exhausted and moving about in a mechanical sort of way. Acting like a zombie.
Without my morning cup of coffee I am zombatic.
by Michele May 13, 2005
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Zombatable

A person who would win/survive a zombie invasion
or
An Person who would kill the most zombies out of anyone
Wow hes Zombatable
by zombie_assassin May 29, 2011
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Zombat

Zombat is a combination of the words combat and zombie, and refers to battling zombies in combat. The best way to defeat zombies, (according to various zombie movies) is through is destroying the brain, and the best way to do that is through headshots.

Close quarters combat is not recommended due to zombies can only attack in close quarters combat by biting. Zombies are undead slow creatures who's bite is infectious to the living, creating more zombies. Lone zombies are not much of a threat, however they often come in crowds and then they are a big threat. Their population often expands rapidly due to their infectious bite.

Various organizations are dedicated to the elimination of the zombie menace through zombat. These organizations include Zombie Squad, FVZA, OZORT, and Tactical Underground. There are books out there by Max Brooks that deal with zombat and zombie survivalism. These include The Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z.
Our team engaged in zombat yesterday. We took out the zombie horde that was near St. Louis. However, we lost Chris to the zombie horde. Bless his soul.
by SkinnyZan November 1, 2006
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Zombat

A wombat bitten by a zombie thus being infected and becoming a zombat or zombie wombat...
Steve Irwin: Crikey! That Zombat got me right in the neck!
by Arkaineus September 30, 2008
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