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snuggy wumpus

Cuddly wumpus, any person, place, animal or thing that fits the bill ie.

1. Loved one

2. Comfy bed

3. My dog Cosmo

4. Fur coat
Something that readily qualifies as irrisitable to the touch with merely the anticipation of how soft it may be. Cuddly, comfy, cozy, warm and inviting.
1. The snuggy wumpus is elusive, a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, a buried treasure a golden egg laying goose. Those who seek the snuggy wumpus do not always find, those who have found the snuggy wumpus do not always recognize it. 2. My snuggy wumpus has teeth, and claws but that is insignificant to compared to how soft he is and his ability to nuzzle. 3. Being the creature of comfort that I am, I forever seek the snuggiest of wumpuses .
by Wordley Lamarr October 20, 2017
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Wumpy

A brainless fucktard with less than a singular braincell
"I just disassembled 1500 adrenaline potions, are they useful?". Fucking Wumpy AF man
by RandomSam420 February 8, 2021
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Wet Wumpus

When you say someone is “wet wumpus” it is the highest ranking complement in our language. Calling someone a wet wumpus means you truly appreciate them and by calling them that it shows they mean the world to you
Boris: just had a pit noodle and a wank
You: you are not wet wumpus go back to monkey school
by Wet Wumpus August 20, 2022
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Milk wump

Milk wump: "HA! I just milked wumped Mrs. Lichtenfeld in between the boobs!"
by Bigdaddy James January 24, 2009
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wumscut

Wumscut is undefined. It can be used in all manners, but generally derogatory. It's lack of definition is what seperates it from all.
Get out of here you fucking wumscut!

I didn't know he got the new album! that wumscut!

He's such a wumscut!
by Obsydian March 24, 2005
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upsie wupsie

a method of jerkin' your gerkin'.. moving up from the base to the tip till you jizz on the girls face
dude, i did the upsie wupsie last night... goddamn it got messy.
by cody dale October 2, 2006
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Wallsack Wolly Wumper

To smack your balls so hard against a wall, you cannot walk, let alone stand for at least a week.
Damn, did the hospital provide a wheelchair?

No, they blamed me for the Wallsack Wolly Wumper!
by ProZak95 July 20, 2011
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