Dumpling Wrapper 

Shitting a steamy turd into a wad of moist toilet paper and leaving it stuck to the wall, on the floor, the toilet seat or on the tank.

I left a dumping wrapper in the locker room shitter. That janitor is gonna be pissed.

It was my roommate’s turn to clean the toilet this week so I left him a dumpling wrapper.

I stopped at the rest area to cop a squat and slipped on a dumpling wrapper.

Dumpling Wrapper by Dick Onchin October 16, 2021

Texas bowl wrapper 

An extremely long turd.It's long enough to wrap around the entire bowl and the finishing end sticks out of the water..

Eric had to drop off a deuce and when he lifted the toilet lid,someone already left a Texas bowl wrapper in the toilet.

Texas bowl wrapper by reysegotfingered February 22, 2015

Penguin-wrapper philosophy

Philisophical phrases that everyone knows and groans whenever they hear it. Much like the jokes on penguin wrappers.

Of The Matrix: Reloaded: "Random Bible references and penguin-wrapper philosophy do not a good movie make."

Penguin-wrapper philosophy by shen-an-doah October 21, 2003

same shit different wrapper  

This Phrase is to describe when someone tries to scam others and pitches the same basic idea, but alters it to make the victim seem special.

In high school i used this photography scam on all the jocks by selling them the same shit different wrapper

same shit different wrapper by David Atkins February 18, 2009

candy wrapper 

Another term for condom.

The candy is your dick, and the wrapper is the condom.

Candy+wrapper = Candy wrapper!

Person 1: Dude, where did you get that candy wrapper?
Person 2: They have 'em at the gas station down the road.

candy wrapper by DJ M&'M July 30, 2008

half in the wrapper

The top of the bell curve of one's drunkeness. One usually mentions to a friend, often off-to-the-side or discreetly that they are "half in the wrapper". This usually occurs long after it's apparent to casual observers.

The point at which the downhill slide to passing out is inevitable.

Wrapper refers to a blanket or comforter one seeks in the last moments when there's nothing left to do but curl up and pass out.

Check it out! Brian's trying to act all cool with those chicks but he's half in the wrapper.

half in the wrapper by snakepit7 July 5, 2005

Lick the Wrapper 

To lick Lil Wayne's uncircumcised penis.

I say he so sweet
Make her wanna lick the wrapper
So I let her lick the wrapper...

Lick the Wrapper by JIGABOO May 28, 2008