Woody 

A person who is the last resort for a sexual encounter

She wanted a woody because he was the last resort

Woody by The Chainsaw chronicles October 11, 2022

woody 

A white person... short of Peckerwood.

Look theres a woody in the hoody!

woody by D0c April 10, 2006

woody 

a name given to mostly males who rise in the morning.

jake: "dude, i had to wear jeans instead of gym shorts this morning because i was so tall"
max: "damn, woody!"

woody by jomibo. March 27, 2011

Woody 

a beast

Gee says: Woody is a beast!

Woody by dh/frbiker671 May 6, 2009

Woody 

What Woody Allen gets when he spots a young asian woman.

Look how big my woody is Mai Ling !

Woody by fck the only thing left is you! May 3, 2003

woody 

A brand of longboard named for it's 100% Canadian Maple build with wood grain finished bottom.

Your sector Nine blows! It's not nearly as cool as my Woody.

Your sector nine blows my woody.

woody by Chris Craig November 21, 2006

woody 

having an erection resembling a fucken bat... un less u have like 2 fucken inches.

Johnny has a fucken woody.. groosss!!!

woody by richarddd June 24, 2008