Wino with a champagne glass

Someone who tries to pretend they’ve got a lot of money, but they don’t have anything
A wino is someone who drinks excessive amounts of cheap wine or malt liquor, and champagne is generally more expensive than wine, so it wouldn’t make sense for them to drink from a champagne glass unless they can actually afford champagne.

“That damn Rodger will put a 100 dollar bill on a stack of 1s and act like he’s counting up 100s”
“He’s like a wino with a champagne glass to be exact”

Wino with a champagne glass by AlfredDitchCock January 3, 2026

La Wino

Amy Winehouse, as coined in Brit tabloids. A truly talented singer, she has become a darling of the yellow journals, due to her anorexic appearance and heavy drinking/ drugging/ brawling. She overdosed and was seen bloody and with her husband all scratched up. Got her a ton of publicity. She won a BRIT award, a MOBO and is due return to the studio to start work on a new album set for release in 2008 which is exciting. If she doesn't die first from her eating disorder etc. The British newspaper The Sun has been running a HILARIOUS Amy Winehouse column called Wino Watch.

I sure hope La Wino lives long enough to make many more albums!

La Wino by monkiki October 23, 2007

white wino 

A word used to describe a rare breed of woman, generally blonde, white, over-tanned and skin like leather, who only orders white wine as their meal, sometimes paired with a cigarette.

(Two servers at a restaurant talk in the back)

Server 1: "Dude, the white wino is on her 5th glass of chardonnay. I don't think she's leaving anytime soon."

Server 2: "I hope she tips well."

Server 1: "Last time, she just left me her number."

Server 2: "Isn't that Kathy Lee Gifford?"

white wino by wellyeah October 25, 2018

Dirty Wino 

When a man pays a bum to have sex with him rather than a prostitute.

Santa Barbara Amtrak Station is a prime spot to find dirty winos.

Dirty Wino by titss January 23, 2009

whylin wino 

A group of drunks that do stupid shit in gaston county 🍻

You see that whylin wino last night at that party he was so fucked up he puked on the couch

whylin wino by The Gaston count great April 20, 2018

winos shoes 

Winos shoes - slang term for Zig Zag Classic Mens Canvas Wino in Vintage Retro Fashion.

These shoes were so cheap that winos could afford them , they come in a variety of colors and even two-tone color scheme.

When Zig-Zag shoes first rolled out slip on and lace up canvas shoes, everyone from skate-boarding youth, homeless people, train hoppers and anyone in between started gravitating towards Zig Zags

Some people like to pair them

With Pendleton board shirts and

Either dickies ,blue Jeans or ben davis pants
For an old skool west coast look.

Tip , it helps to say Zig Zag Winos shoes so people don't think your talking about The most iconic rolling paper on earth, known for its slow burn and rolling ease.

Winos shoes, short for winos aka
Zig zags not to be confused with the

Rolling wraps are cheap affordable shoes that even alcoholics can afford.

ZIG ZAG believes that fashion should never follow a straight line. Since 1976, we have defied expectations and embraced the strange and varied following of our timelessly hip, affordable footwear.

Kick back with shoes that redefine casual and cool

winos shoes by Blu_leef November 12, 2022

WinoBot 

WinoBot was a short created in the television show "Wondershowzen". His character is that of a robot combined with a wino; therefore creating the ultimate superhero.

Why did you create WinoBot?

WinoBot by Captain Johnny October 2, 2006