A word used to describe a rare breed of woman, generally blonde, white, over-tanned and skin like leather, who only orders white wine as their meal, sometimes paired with a cigarette.
(Two servers at a restaurant talk in the back)
Server 1: "Dude, the white wino is on her 5th glass of chardonnay. I don't think she's leaving anytime soon."
Server 2: "I hope she tips well."
Server 1: "Last time, she just left me her number."
Server 2: "Isn't that Kathy Lee Gifford?"
Server 1: "Dude, the white wino is on her 5th glass of chardonnay. I don't think she's leaving anytime soon."
Server 2: "I hope she tips well."
Server 1: "Last time, she just left me her number."
Server 2: "Isn't that Kathy Lee Gifford?"
by wellyeah October 25, 2018
When having anal sex, the person receiving, sharts explosively, spattering the penetrators penis and crotch with liquid feces giving it the appearance of a cinnamon-sugared churro.
"I hooked up with Sandy last night, and well, I was taking her from behind and... she gave me a churro."
"Oh that's nasty, dude!"
"Yeah... She must have been on a juice cleanse or something."
"Oh that's nasty, dude!"
"Yeah... She must have been on a juice cleanse or something."
by wellyeah June 30, 2014