winnipeg

Pretty big city in Manitoba, Canada. It gets unbelievably hot in the summer (yes, hot in Canada!) and deathly cold in the winter. Lots of rivers, and the cops find bodies in them alot. I can see why they named one the Red River... LOL. People can just tell when you're not from there, but thats not necessarily a bad thing. A very diverse city. It doesn't get the credit it deserves.

"Winnipeg; Where the strong survive and the rest leave town." - Chris Walter

by *Bee* September 4, 2008

Winnipeg

The capital city of Manitoba, Canada. Also known as "Winterpeg" because you can build a snowman by late October and it will last to early April. Gets deadly cold in the winter and bakin' hot in the summer. The four seasons are, Winter, Spring, Summer/Road Construction, and Fall. Was home of the Winnipeg Jets, but they got sold off to Pheonix (I think). Huge hockey/football town. Has 3 major teams, Hockey: Manitoba Moose, Football: Blue Bombers, Baseball: Goldeyes. Also has one shitty neighbourhood called the north end, plenty of Natives, drunks and gangs to mug and kill you there.
I should know because I live in the godforsaken place.

Burkus: FUCK MY BALLS ARE FROZEN!!!
Drunk Native Gangster: Yo B gimmi yo fuckin wallet!
Burkus: FUCK YOU, FUCK THE COLD, FUCK WINNIPEG!!!

by Burkus December 21, 2008

Winnipegged

A person who lives in Winnipeg,Manitoba and gets fucked by Mother Nature’s strap-on AKA the weather - despite the ‘Win’ in the word, this is a major L for those who reside in Winnipeg

Today we’re expecting to get Winnipegged with a mixture of rain and freezing snow

by Winnipegged_22 April 25, 2022

Channel 84 Winnipeg

A YouTuber. He beat Punch Out! Wii and avenged his girlfriend.

Me : Yo man do you watch Channel 84 Winnipeg?
Them : no
Me : *cocks gun*

by Lick my dick and balls bitch January 26, 2019

Winnipeg

commonly known as Winterpeg, is a very weird city in which it can get to +40 degrees celcius or -50 degrees celcius.

did you hear about winnipeg? this summer it was +40, but now its -50!

by Peeblo December 21, 2008

winnipeg

Ah, the Peg,Winnipeg. Winterpeg. -51C with windchill in the winter, +49C with the humidex in the summer. Bands aplenty, mosquitoes aplenty and more gangbangers than you can shake a stolen car at.
To go Banger-spottingin winnipeg, just drive or ride through either the north end or Maryland and Langside.
The latter is sometimes refered to as Scaryland and Gangside. This may aid you in your Banger-spotting endevours.

Pegger 1>I was going to work last week and my Banger-spotting was interupted by severe bloodloss and unconciousness.
Pegger 2>You got shot?
Pegger 1>No. Mosquitoes. I'll never forget my repellent again.
Pegger 2>Serves you right, you stupid limey.This is winnipeg.

by Mad English January 2, 2008

winnipeg

An up-and-coming Canadian city with about 660,000 people in the city proper and 710,000 in the metro. It spent a few decades on the decline, but has been showing a huge comeback in the past 5 years in economics, commerce, culture, politics, etc.

If I was going to live anywhere in Canada, I'd live in Winnipeg.

by Sultan May 19, 2005