Dutch Windmill

A sexual act in which you attach gloves onto each arm of a windmill at a miniputt course, and let the gloves slap your ass as you jerk off.

I heard Zylus can't go to the miniputt course anymore after he got caught giving himself a Dutch Windmill

by Maide January 18, 2012

Windmill Cancer

A rare type of cancer that originates in the ears and eventually spreads to the brain.

First develops when you hear someone say something incredibly stupid.

Donald Trump: "Your house just lost 75% value because it's near a generator"

Person: "Ahhh I just got Windmill Cancer!"

by HoneyBoy1 April 3, 2019

windmill woman

A woman who pleasures herself on a swinging roller coaster and climaxes as the ride swings to the highest point.

"Dad, why is water falling from that ride?"
"Oh, there must be a windmill woman riding it."
"Dad, what's a windmill woman?"
"Your mother."

by ZakkTheSneak April 19, 2018

throwing windmills

swinging your arms like windmills whilst in a fight with someone.

George: how did that fight go ?
Barry: well Dave won due to him throwing windmills

by allllllllllllllex June 11, 2011

milky windmill

When you ejaculate onto a spinning ceiling fan, and it projects your semen into various areas of your room.

I forgot to turn my ceiling fan off before I jacked off last night. It was a total milky windmill

by Tjmax488 February 20, 2018

tennessee windmill

When your at a girls house and you bust a nut and start windmilling your dick around getting cum every where then leaving

I Tennessee windmilled my ex the last time we hung out

by Billy bob_jones November 19, 2019

Californian Windmill

When a man is having missionary sex with a woman on top of a building and he picks her up and takes her close to the edge. She waves her arms in a circular motion thus simulating a windmill. Preferably done in California.

To spice up his relationship, Greg used the Californian Windmill on his wife.

by Hobart High November 3, 2009