Willard

A slur used to undermine any autistic person named Will.

Use: Slur

Bro that retard over there is such a Willard.

by Willy55 November 1, 2022

Willard, Missouri

Willard, Missouri is located in Greene County and is about 10 miles outside of Springfield. The town has about 3,500 people and about that many students in the school district grades K-12. The school district consists of a high school built in 2006, a middle school(grades 7-8), an intermediate school(5-6) and 5 elementry schools that are K-4. The town has 1 grocery store called Murfin's Market, a Dollar General, a new library built in 2009, a Sonic Drive-In, McDonald's, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut and a few diners. The school district does into neighboring cities such as Ash Grove, Walnut Grove, and Springfield. Many of the people living in the Willard area are Rednecks and farmers. There is also an Aqua center that was completed in 2009. The city is very proud of it's sports team and the mascot is a black and white tiger. The band is a major part of the school and usually has about 250 members. The band is called "The Cutting Edge." There are about 1,500 students in the High School alone. The town has a large Mormon population. Also, a joke that goes around in it's high school is that people from Willard cannot count and is frequently used as excuses for things.

Famous people from the Willard area are Jason Pyrah, B.J. Flores, Lori Endicott, and John Ashcroft.

I drove through Willard, Missouri and couldn't get anything for lunch because all the band kids were out at lunch for band camp and it was an hours wait to get an order of fries from McDonald's.

by frostedcookies9 August 14, 2009

willard

A corporate moron who sports several tattoos. Most likely a victim of banjo playing hill folk who were related long before they exchanged vows. Distinguishing characteristics include mongolian facial features, empty stare, excessive drooling and constantly soiling themselves.

Remember that Willard that looked like a worn out shoe and had the IQ of the shit he was sitting in?

by Glen Wales July 16, 2008

willywarder

A man who unfoundedly glorifies himself and mainly his own (usually small or disfunctional) penis and believes himself to be a stud to the point where he thinks all women want his penis and he feels entitled to sexual intercourse.

Also: willywardy willywarding

"The guy has like nothing going for him and he still wouldn't accept that I didn't want to have sex with him, he's a total willywarder."

"I literally told the guy straight up how bad it was but he was too much of a willywarder to hear it, he still thinks he rocked my world!"

by Gilbert Wirrel June 9, 2018

willywardy

A man who unfoundedly glorifies himself and mainly his own (usually small or disfunctional) penis and believes himself to be a stud to the point where he thinks all women want his penis and he feels entitled to sexual intercourse. A creep.

Also: willywarder willywarding

"The guy has like nothing going for him and he still wouldn't accept that I didn't want to have sex with him, he's a total willywardy."

"I literally told the guy straight up how bad it was but he was too much of a willywardy to hear it, that creep still thinks he rocked my world!”

by Gilbert Wirrel June 9, 2018

willywarding

VERB:

Unfoundedly glorifying yourself and mainly your own (usually small or disfunctional) penis and believing yourself to be a stud to the point where you think all women want your penis and feel entitled to sexual intercourse.

Also: willywarder willywardy

"The guy has like nothing going for him and he still wouldn't accept that I didn't want to have sex with him, he totally willywarded the whole thing."

"I had this creep willywarding me all night, I could see he wasn't going to take no for an answer. I had to get out of there!"

by Gilbert Wirrel June 9, 2018

Willard

Willard is a crazy person,sometimes super dumb. He is a player with all the ladies.But still cute,He is good a keeping secrets.He is also crazy annoying.

Willard is so CRAZY

by You suckk October 21, 2018