Wife

The love of your life and the women you want to spend the rest of your life with.

You obviously married the wrong bitch if she's anything like the other definitions you assholes have made.

My wife is wonderful! She loves me and we have so much fun together! I'm so lucky to have a wife!

by maggertins December 6, 2014

Wife that

Verb; A phrase used when talking about wanting to marry that incredibly perfect bitch.

D: Amanda's seriously the nicest chick ever.
DD: Man, I would fucking wife that in a heart beat.

by BelugaBoy September 22, 2009

Wifely

(n) A totally fierce married woman with a huge fan club of gay men. Generally a wifely will have great skills in empathy, compassion, and can joke or cast shade with the best queens.

I don't care how cool you think you are gurl, you don't have anything on a proper wifely.

by Stellar One May 7, 2010

Wife

A misspelling of the word "wifi", often caused by auto-correct.

"my wife just died"

"I think my neighbor is stealing my wife"

by Wise_ June 25, 2018

To Wife

To wife: (V) The act of one person in a relationship making it real.

"You guys only went on one date and she's already trying to wife you?"

by smarmy August 21, 2007

wifed

meaning you are taken by someone and in a meaningful relationship with them.

"how's your love life..?"
"i'm wifed."

by HisWifey050207 June 17, 2007

wifing

when a guy decides to make one girl, his number one. At this point he will be talking about loving you, buying you stuff.

Extreme Wifing: moving in, marriage, kids, and *gulp* REAL commitment.

*Remember* using wifey, is more serious then girlfriend but much less than wife. Wife is usually associated with Extreme Wifing, & Marriage.

1) Yo, my girl Jenny is defiantly getting to be wifey material right now.

2) Jenny is such a great girlfriend I'm thinking about wifing her.

3) Mike! you know Jenny is a hoe! why would you want her wifed? so, she can cheat on you again?

by Sanjana Prem September 2, 2009