wide on

The female equivalent to a male hard on. The woman's vagina swells up until it resembles a tazered, twitching piece of liver, and the man can enjoy a snug, responsive ride, much like a European Sports car that looks like the organ of a cow.

In due time, she had achieved a wide on. Fortunately Bert was finished before his ass cheeks collapsed.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

wide deceiver

While engaging in doggy-style intercourse, the male tells his partner he is about to cum, but instead spits on her back. She, thinking her partner is finished, roles over to find a hard cock in her face shooting cum in her eyes and/or hair.

My chick lost vision in her right eye after I gave her a wicked wide deceiver.

by Devinstation March 12, 2008

wide receiver

1. A position in American Football.
2. A male homosexual whose anus has been terribly stretched by the ravages of chocolate love.

He is a wide receiver!

by Ian Chode February 1, 2004

Wide Glider

A wide load. A fat person.

Damn. She is a wide glider.

by rainman911 March 15, 2009

Wide Body

Its a Fat person.

I need to lose weight before I start looking like a wide body!

by Freddie Scott7 May 26, 2011

wide load

what you say to your friends when a fat chick walks by

"Hey Joey"
"Ye?"
"Check out that fat Chick!"
"OHH! WIDE LOAD! WIDE LOAD!"

by Boone's Farm September 3, 2005

wide open

In automotive circles, running wide open refers to operating a vehicle at 100% throttle and relates historically to the throttle/fuel valve being fully open. The term is usually used to indicate that the vehicle is in final gear and traveling at a high rate of speed.

Boy, he was wide open coming down the back stretch! The ground was shaking, I'm tellin' you!

by tcan February 7, 2014