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Lame Whining Wanking Poser

Adj. This type of person is not worth describing, but does wastes oxygen and space. Hence, creating the phrase, 'Waste of Space.' Acronym: L.W.W.P. For a boss: it is the ass kissing, dick licking, cum guzzling, ball handling, employee who resides in the boss's ass 24/7. For a self definition: See Philip . For a visual, see PeeWee Herman. For advice, see Tiger Woods. The best Punishment was a public event: See B.C, (Before Christ) Stoned to Death. For Judgement: See GOD!

L: LOSER LONER
W: WUSSY WEEPING
W: WHORE WHIPPED
P: PIMP PUSSY
Lame Whining Wanking Posers are always found hitting on unhappy married people. The unhappy married people who commit adultery with the Lame Whining Wanker Poser become the same low class of Lame Whining Wanker Poser.
by TYPEW November 22, 2010
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Wayning

The act of pretending to not see someone and walk past them while hitting their shoulder with yours

^Wayne is the type of person who doesn't care what you think so asking him to stop wayning you isn't going to help
Ouch! I'm right here, could you stop wayning me?
by Interwebs47 July 4, 2017
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IP Whining

Exaggerating a statement by saying dot com at the end of it.
"Dude, this meatloaf sucks, dot com!"

"Shut up! I can't stand all your ip whining!"
by Christian Shane King February 24, 2009
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no whining/whimpering aloud

But you ARE "aloud" to do kvetch silently.
I hate da "no whining/whimpering aloud" rule --- it makes no sense! What good is non-verbal complaining if nobody around you know dat you're unhappy, or what you're unhappy about???
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
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Whining

Thinking of a minimum wage job as sub-serviant work, or of the people you work for/with as slave drivers is called whining. At a minimum wage job you don't get paid much but you do get paid something. Nobody likes a minimum wage job, but whiners haven't had to be anything closer to sub-serviant than anybody else who worked a minimum wage job.
At least you get paid, people who didn't get paid for doing work as kids aren't whining about it.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2019
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wayning

1. acting extremely whack
2. wayning moon
emily was totally wayning last night, she was so whack!
by d0nalds0n December 27, 2008
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Whiningtime Station

A place or site, formerly enjoyable to visit, but has become completely obnoxious due to being filled with nothing but excessive and often barely-literate political whining.
I hate going on to Facebook, Twitter, or even Instagram anymore. It's Whiningtime Station all over. It's thoroughly annoying to hear people do nothing but complain. Hard to even find a joke or a cat picture anymore, just whine, whine, whine. Even Urbandictionary has turned in to Whiningtime Station, if you can believe that.
by Frisco Pete March 22, 2017
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